Captain Haddock Exclamations & Insults

Thanks Captain!

Billions of blue blistering barnacles
Thundering typhoons
Great snakes
Suffering catfish
Gobbledygook
Suffering salamanders
Suffering sea serpents
Bouillabaisse
Blistering barnacles

Blundering bumpkins
Bumbling baboons
Twisted tortoises
Gibbering jackanapes
Odd-toed ungulate
Four-legged tempest
Scallywags
Troglodyte
Thunderstruck imbeciles
Miserable molecule of mildew
Flabbergasting fools
Bashi-bazouk
Bubble-headed booby-traps
Blundering blatherskites
Ectoplasm
Befuddled buffoons
Fancy-dress Fatima
Featherbrained filibusters
Confounded coxcombs
Cowardly custard
Craven carpetbaggers
Sea gherkin
Spineless swindlers
Miserable morons
Scatterbrained scallywags
Freshwater swabs
Dunderheaded dunces
Carpet sellers
Double-dealing desperadoes
Parasites
Ne'er-do-well ninnyhammers
Pockmark
Puerile poltroons
Tin of sardines
Cretinous carpetbaggers
Popinjay
Ninnyhammering numskulls
Blithering bandicoots
Imbecile
Nitwitted ninnyhammers
Befuddled buccaneers
Nincompoop
Dunderheaded dodos
Bottle-nosed blunderbuss
Garrulous galoots
Blundering bazookas
Bumbling blockheads
Imperialist
Thickheaded twits
Confounded cuckoos
Muddle-headed miscreants